Taking a page out of the playbook of bizarre…a beer massage.
The spa uses two beers from nearby Great Divide Brewing Co. — Samuri Ale and Yeti Imperial Stout. Once you’re naked, you go to the Vichy Experience Room, where you are hosed down and told the benefits of beer on the body, not just in it. You help mix the Samuri beer into malt, and while mixing, you drink the rest of the bottle of beer. Then you get a full-body malt exfoliation scrub with the beer-malt mixture. Then your therapist opens a bottle of the Yeti, which is painted over your malty soft skin.
If anything, it reminded me of the old GI Joe body massage video that someone showed me back in college.