Never Mind the Anabolics! Latest BrewDog stunt unloads on Olympic Games

 

(Aberdeen, SCOTLAND) – BrewDog unveiled a brand-new stunt on Wednesday, two days before the start of the Olympic games. The effort lampoons both Olympic athletes and Olympic sponsorships from companies that promote unhealthy lifestyles like “fast foot companies and manufacturers of sugary drinks.”

This is Never Mind the Anabolics. A 6.5% India Pale Ale infused with creatine, guarana, ginseng, gingo, maca powder, matcha tea and kola nut.

Why waste time training hard? This little beauty does the hard work for you. Guaranteed to boost your sporting ability in an almost completely legal way. Most of the performance enhancing additives we infused into this ale are banned for professional athletes. But winning by any possible means is the name of the game here.

You can get your paws on the beer here.

We will also be launching the beer on draft in all BrewDog bars this Saturday from 6pm. Rumour has it all the staff are dressing up in athletic themed outfits.

Last April, BrewDog came out with a Viagra-laced beer called Arise Prince Willy just before the Royal Wedding.

The brewery is also well-known for its high-alcohol arms race and related releases like Ghost Deer, Sink the Bismarck! and Tactical Nuclear Penguin.

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