(Atlanta, GA) – Sweetwater Brewing‘s latest Dank Tank Series beer is now available per the latest newsletter. Sweetwater Big Ol’ Belgian Blue Balls features 750 pounds of “fresh local organic biodynamic blueberries” from Serenbe Farms in Palmetto, GA. The label features a bizarre tale that would make Stone’s Greg Koch proud:

“There once was an old Belgian man who walked his donkey past a blueberry patch that was tended to by a beautiful maiden named Paige. Her blueberries were the juiciest in the land, which legend has it was due to her tending her patch in the nude. Every day as the old Belgian walked past the naked farmer with the fantastic berries, he was left with the most painful set of blue balls ever bestowed on a man.

Brewed in the old man’s honor, we created a hefty 8% alc/vol Belgian wheat & rye concoction which features a squirt of the naked girl’s fresh organic blueberries from Serenbe Farms, giving BOBBB a slight taint of blueberry undertones to help him ease the pain. It’ll leave you lusting for more!”

Fortunately, I don’t think they need to pass this through the TTB filter. I am pretty sure it is brewery-only. Otherwise, that could be awkward.