New batch o’ beer labels is in…

Schlafly Rye Bock: Per the label, “Celebrate the 10th Anniversary of the opening of Whole Foods Market in Brentwood, MO with a Schlafly Rye Bock, brought to you by the partnership between Whole Foods Market and Schlafly Beer. Brewed from the finest quality raw materials including 2-row malted barley, rye and German noble hops, this delicious beer is as malty a German-style lager as you can find. Although more moderate than a traditional Bock, this is a very drinkable beer, perfect for any time of year, even if you choose not to fast like a monk.”

Coney Island Bourbon Barrel Aged Human Blockhead: This one snuck its way onto shelves earlier this month.

Mikkeller Black Buffalo Bourbon Barrel Aged Stout: a whopping 17.5% ABV.

Big Woods Busted Knuckle Ale: I’m surprised that more breweries don’t do this but these guys were clearly inspired by Stone Brewing’s label framework. Many breweries find out firsthand that they have to have certain font sizes and meet a bunch of other technical criteria when submitting labels. Why re-invent the wheel if you don’t have to?

Other labels…

Duclaw Mad Bishop Oktoberfest
Hopper Whitman Winter Brew
Eddyline Crank Yanker IPA
Lumina Summer Ale
Rust Belt Coke Oven Stout
Rust Belt Old Man Hopper’s IPA
Olde Hickory Wilson E.S.B.
Helltown Belgian style Blonde Ale
Helltown Insidious IPA
Helltown Mischievous Brown Ale
Helltown Devious Ale
Helltown Idle Hands Ale
Wolf 9 Belgian Amber Ale (Brandamental Imports)
Wolf 8 Belgian Dark Ale
Wolf 7 Belgian Blond Ale